
Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Please drag your bodies away from the walls and into the dead center of the room. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. Here, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion.

When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight! (Narration begins when guests enter the Mansion foyer.)
